Flirt Facebook Status

Lets flip a coin, heads your mine, tails I’m yours…

If you were a tear, i would never cry in fear of losing you..

We met, we talked, we liked, we dated, we committed, i loved, u cheated, we’re done, ur deleted.

I didn’t fall the floor called me stupid so i tackled it DUH..

Like if you’re alive, comment if you’re dead.

If someone throws a stone at you, throw a flower at them. But remember to throw the flower pot with it.

There are only two types of honest people in this world, small children and drunk people.

I don’t have the heart to hurt you, that’s the last thing I want to do, but I don’t have the heart to love you, not the way you want me to.

If you don’t smoke, I don’t know why.

If people are trying to pull you down. Be proud about it, because it only confirms that you are above them.

I woke up on the wrong side of Facebook.

Giving up is always an option but never my choice.

It’s not my fault that I fell for you, you tripped me.

Let make it short and simple, I love you.

Come live in my heart, and pay no rent.

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