Statistics say that 1 in 4 people are insane, so take a look at your 3 best friends and if they are all OK, its you..

Statistics say that 1 in 4 people are insane, so take a look at your 3 best friends and if they are all OK, its you..

 

When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room.

When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room.

 

Advice to women: Date like a man and you’ll never get hurt.

Advice to women: Date like a man and you’ll never get hurt.

 

I’d be lying if I say you entered my mind many times. Coz you only entered once, since then you never came out.

I’d be lying if I say you entered my mind many times. Coz you only entered once, since then you never came out.

 

To be perfectly honest I don’t really give a damn what my status says. I’m just so glad your wasting your time reading it.

To be perfectly honest I don’t really give a damn what my status says. I’m just so glad your wasting your time reading it.

 

I have high double standards.

I have high double standards.

 

How scary would it be if everything that popped into your head was automatically posted to Facebook..

How scary would it be if everything that popped into your head was automatically posted to Facebook..

 

The Greatest thing in life is finding someone who knows all of your mistakes and weaknesses and still finds you completely amazing and will never walk away.

The Greatest thing in life is finding someone who knows all of your mistakes and weaknesses and still finds you completely amazing and will never walk away.

 

If I had a British accent I would never shut up.

If I had a British accent I would never shut up.

 

Lets flip a coin, heads your mine, tails I’m yours…

Lets flip a coin, heads your mine, tails I’m yours…

 

If you were a tear, i would never cry in fear of losing you..

If you were a tear, i would never cry in fear of losing you..

 

We met, we talked, we liked, we dated, we committed, i loved, u cheated, we’re done, ur deleted.

We met, we talked, we liked, we dated, we committed, i loved, u cheated, we’re done, ur deleted.